Dr. Seuss — Once in a While

[Once-ler] Every once in a while I sit down with myself asking "Once-ler, why are you a Once-ler?" And I cringe, I don't smile As I sit there on trial, asking "Aren't you ashamed? You old Once-ler? You 'ought to be locked in a hoosgow, you should The things that you do are completely ungood!" Yeah, but if I didn't do them Then someone else would! "That's a very good point Mister Once-ler."