Dua Lipa — New Rules for COVID Dating

[Verse 1: Dua Lipa & James Corden] What a year for dating, crazy Nothin' is the way it was People textin' exes sex pics From the basement at their mom's [Refrain: Dua Lipa & Both] If you have human contact Don't know what you'll contract So your first date's always on Zoom (Oh) You just wish you could just go out Get a little naughty Girl, you're drunk on FaceTime WiFi's gettin' sloppy [Verse 2: James Corden & Dua Lipa] There's no bars, there's no school Poundin' Claws in a kitty pool Thirsty slides through DMs Now you landed in their close friend's [Verse 3: Dua Lipa & James Corden] No matter how you try to break through It all feels like a waste of time When you've gotten your face off Netflix Hulu, HBO, and Prime [Refrain: Dua Lipa & James Corden] Now you're lookin' ready Though, it's low-key scary Check your drip and grab your Lysol (Oh) [Pre-Chorus: Dua Lipa & James Corden] If you're ever wanna see another person's body If you zap on your forehead, you're a total hottie [Chorus: Dua Lipa & James Corden] Wear a mask, wash your hands It's not like you have other plans It's awkward, but it's cool Following all these COVID rules (COVID rules) [Bridge: Dua Lipa, James Corden & Both] One: Get in the zone, no more doing edibles at home alone Two: Stalk their Instagram Gotta background check if you wanna slam Three: Up your waxin' game No one's seen you naked since February And if you hit it off, watch out if they start to cough I got new rules for dating Six feet apart, no mating Masks can be irritating No more procrastinating These are the rules for dating One: There's a new third base, that's when you get to see their lower face Two: Right before you touch, Purell until your hands get rough Three: Just seal the deal, you better hope you lick 'em when you wake up in the morning You're feelin' numb, it's you, your hand, and OnlyFans [Outro: James Corden & Dua Lipa] We've got rules for dating Safety is stimulating It's your neighbors you're saving You'll get that touch you're craving Just follow these rules for dating