Eazy-E — Still Talkin

[Intro/Prelude] Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse You stupid muthafucka! Now that you got the album What the fuck are you gonna do with it, bitch? [Ice Cube + Dr. Dre + Eazy-E] I knew this nigga back in, uh, uh—back since a nigga was little (You lying, you lying man) The nigga come from Compton, Michigan, nigga (Compton what? You ain't never met no Eazy-E) Well, I'ma introduce him (You a damn liar!) This is the craziest motherfucka you done seen (You a damn liar!) This nigga's crazy—just listen! [Verse 1] Easily I approach The microphone because I ain't no joke Tell your momma to get off of my tip I have no time to give her my dick I'm gonna hold it, and walk around the stage and If you fuck up I'm goin' to get my gauge and Unload the barrel and laugh 'Cause I'm puttin' lead in your mothafuckin' ass Psychopathic, but the hoes are attracted Because when I'm on hard, my dick's at least a yard In the days of old, I was a nut Now I'll need at least 3 hoes when I fuck 'Cause I do a check—nut 1, nut 2 Then I save a nut for when there's nothin' else to do Get used to the crew, bitch, 'cause I would never quit As soon as you think that's it, I'm still talkin' shit [Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre] Ha ha, I told you that nigga was crazy Eazy Eric, that's my boy, ha ha, godamnit Go on, boy, wit' yo' bad self Step up to the mic, nigga (Ay bitch, pass me my Ripple) [Verse 2] I got a fable that you need to listen to It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two One's Sharon, the other one Shaun I wanted to nut, but which one do I want? Shaun said, "Eazy, let me fuck you blind" And Sharon said, "E, I want to blow your mind" I said fuck it, I know what should be done Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one And then I get the other pussy, put it in the freezer So I can always have a on-hold skeezer Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll do it like that So I told the hoes to take a big step back Took the zipper down, eyes wide, and said "Here's what I'm gonna put inside" Grab it like a rabbit (grab it), let's work it (work it) But I won't love you—when I'm done, I'll still be talkin' shit ... [Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre + Eazy-E] Ha ha, that boy good (Yeah, that boy's good) (That muthafucka be talkin' all kinds of shit) I used to get pussy like Eazy Eric every day (You ain't no motherfucker) How you know, muthafucka? (You're lyin', your dick can't get hard) Oh, suck my dick, muthafucka (Nigga, you lyin') Who you talkin' to? Well, get up then, nigga, shit... [Interlude: Dr. Dre] Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut this shit Ayo Yella boy, why don't you rewind it [Verse 3: Eazy-E ] Niggas don't see I'm a 100 percent legit And you know it ain't about all that bullshit It's about fuckin' this bitch and that bitch But not the bitch with the 7 day itch, like that ho Just throwin' me the pussy She says she wants to do it like a doggy She's bad, nobody is badder But she got more crabs than a seafood platter Bitch on the gank move, to skeaze me Just to say "I got fucked by Eazy" So I slapped the ho like a pimp I might be a woman-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater So when the shit hits the fan, it's outta my mouth You don't like what I'm talkin' about? All of y'all can just suck my dick You could quote me now 'cause I'm still talkin' shit [Interlude: Ice Cube + Dr. Dre] The boy's good—I told you, boy (Ay, I knew him when he was knee-high) The nigga got talent—you don't know a damn thing (I knew him when he was knee-high) He still is knee-high, muthafucka (Yeah, I like that part—bring that shit back one more time, Maestro) That's that old Z.Z. Hill, huh? Ha ha ha I tell ya, boy, I can do the Mashed Potato, nigga, what can you do? (Muthafucka, I can do the boogaloo, I can do the boogaloo) Boogaloo?! That old shit been played out back in 1967 (Man, fuck you; fuck you)