Elton John — Solidarity

[Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Debbie, get a move on! Everybody positions, please Girls to the front, come on Five, six, seven, eight Hello [Spoken BILLY] Hello [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Shoes [Spoken BILLY] I haven't got any [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Well you have now, put 'em on That's two groups, girls [Spoken BILLY] I can't wear them I'll look like a right sissy [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Well you should have thought about that before you came in Oi! Fifty P [Spoken BILLY] What? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Fifty P! Five, six, seven, eight Oh arms, Susan Parks Well, you joinin' in or what? Oh, Debbie girl, count! Count for Christ's Sakes Oi, Billy Elliot! Alright girls, here we go Air in the sheets And hang them on the other washing line [Spoken BILLY] MIss, I don't know what to do [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Get down [Spoken BILLY] I just gave you fifty P [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Travel back, that's lovely [Spoken BILLY] What do I do? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Follow the others Marching forward to socialism [Spoken BILLY] Miss, what am I meant to be doing? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Arms, Sharon Percy [Spoken BILLY] Miss, I don't know what to do [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Floor barre! [Spoken Billy] What bar? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Plie! Tendu Second And Plie Tendu Floors A bit of that left leg [POLICE] Oi Geordie Wanna see something You've never seen before [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] And right leg [POLICE] And that's just off the overtime Wanna see some more? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] And left leg [MINERS] You think yer smart ya cockney shite You wanna be suspicious [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Two legs [MINERS] When you were on the picket line We went and fucked yer missus All of us at once Solidarity solidarity Solidarity forever All for one and one for all Solidarity forever Solidarity solidarity Solidarity forever All for one and one for all Solidarity forever [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Girls to the center, come on And now, my lovely ladies, the lesson you've all been waiting for: Pirouettes! God help us Why the hell do I bother? Okay, into the middle, and thank you, Mr. Braithwaite Here we go and one, two, three Billy! five, six, seven, eight, nine Spin 'em! Spin 'em, Mr. Braithwaite You're supposed to be enjoying yourselves Absolutely bloody hopeless, the whole bloody lot of you's Yeah, and you're the worst of the bleeding lot, Billy Okay, forget it, into the corner! Let's try some chaines! And go! Go that's, that's much better, Susan Parks, well done That's a gold star for you, and that's gold star for you Angela Robson. Two in a row, well done Okay, try not to kill yourself Tracy Atkinson Oi, Rudolf Nureyev, come on then! Okay, class dismissed [POLICE] Keep it up till Christmas lads It means a lot to us We send our kids to private school On a private bus We've got a lot to thank you for Geordie you're a corker A nice extension on the house and a fortnight in Majorca Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever [MINERS] Don't worry lads we're on your side Solidarity forever Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] You're late [BALLET GIRLS] One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight [Spoken GEORGE] Oh, Jackie, I've been meaning to have a word If things are difficult, we can sort something out [Spoken DAD] What you talking about? [Spoken GEORGE] Well, ya know, if things are a bit tight with the fifty Ps [Spoken DAD] Fifty Ps? [Spoken GEORGE] Well yeah, you're Billy hasn't been to boxing in four weeks now, man [Spoken DAD] Billy hasn't been going to boxing? Well, if been hasn't been going to boxing where the bloody hell has he been going? [BALLET GIRLS] Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] What you doing in my lesson? [Spoken DAD] Where you been going Saturday mornings, Billy? [Spoken BILLY] Boxing, where do you think? [Spoken TONY] Dad! [Spoken DAD] Boxing? [Spoken TONY] Dad! [Spoken DAD] I'll see you later you-- [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Alright, girls, try to concentrate We'll do some soubresauts And five, six, seven, eight Shoulders down, pointed feet Lovely arms, Sharon Yes, that would be both arms Keeley Gibson Feet in fifth, arms tendu second Thank you, Debbie Plie fifth, Retire And five, six, seven, eight [GIRLS] One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight [Spoken DEBBIE] You're crap at this [Spoken BILLY] No I'm not! [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Lovely legs, Tina Arms, Debbie, Arms Temps leave Susan Parks, you look like a spastic starfish girl [Spoken BILLY] You're crap at this [Spoken DEBBIE] Aw, piss off man, will you? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Right! Attitude promenade Prepare and That's lovely Sharon, that's much better, well done Arms up, Billy Elbow, wrist, tummy, chin [Spoken GIRL] Please, ma'am, can we have a go? [Spoken MRS. WILKINSON] Baskets of pansies, ladies! Yes, thank you, Mr. Braithwaite And five, six, seven, eight [POLICE] You fucking worms You fucking moles You fucking Geordie shits We're here to kick your Geordie arse You little Geordie gits [MINERS] We're terrified We're petrified Those words are so obscene We'll boot your fuckin' cockney skulls Right back to Bethnal Green [MEN] And one! [GIRLS] Two, three! [MEN] And two! [GIRLS] Two, three! [MEN] And three! [GIRLS] Two, three! [MEN] And four! [GIRLS] Two, three! [MEN] And five! [GIRLS] Two, three! [MEN] And six! [GIRLS] Two, three! And smile, smile, smile, smile [MEN] Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever [MINERS] Come on lads get at them Really get stuck in It's not a bleeding tea dance Do the porkers in Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever Shine, just shine All you have to do is shine (etc) [GIRLS] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Solidarity, solidarity Solidarity forever We're proud to be working class Solidarity forever Even ever ever ever Ever ever ever ever Forever forever Forever forever