Elvis Costello — B Movie alternate version

I found America hiding in the corner of my wallet It's a well kept secret, thought that I had better swallow it Before they make me spit out the truth Before they find you're lying about your youth B movie, that's all you're to me Just a soft soap story Don't want the woman to adore me I can't stand it when it goes to real to reel to real too real Can't stand it when I throw punch lines you can feel All the time, there's a rule book in Britannia That no one ever waives And everybody's on the make It's not your heart I want to break Turn out the lights I'm thinking that I wanna go to sleep now Just give me a promise that I'm supposed to keep now Don't want some fool asking me why When I find you're finally making me cry B movie, that's all you're to me Just a soft soap story Don't want the woman to adore me Can't stand it when it goes real to reel to real too real You can't stand it when I throw punch lines you can feel B movie, that's all you're to me B movie, that's all you're to me B movie, that's all you're to me