Elvis Costello — My Funny Valentine

[Verse 1] My funny valentine Sweet, comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, unphotographable But you're my favorite work of art [Bridge] Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? [Verse 2] Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's Day