Elvis Costello — Strange

[Verse 1] How many wrinkles in a pickle How many hairs in a head How many waves in the ocean How many crumbs in bed But last but not least, but baby most of all Why do I m-m-mumble every time you call [Chorus] Because you're strange to me, baby Oh, you're good to me, mama Well, I admit you are strange But baby, please don't change the fact I know I belong with you [Verse 2] How many bubbles in soap How many chewings in gum How many rolls in a wheel Where did eyeballs come from But last but not least But baby, most of all Why do I m-m-mumble every time you call [Chorus] Because you're strange to me, baby Oh, you're good to me, mama Well, I admit you are strange But baby, please don't change I know I belong with you, ow [Verse 3] How many blanks in a blanket How many cuts in a knife How strong is a bedbug And how deep is his bite Last but not least But baby, most of all Why do I m-m-mumble every time you call [Chorus] Because you're strange to me, baby Oh, you're good to me, mama Well, I admit you are strange But baby, please don't change I know I belong with you, ow [Outro] Strange, you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye Strange, you got five double chins, you eat baboon pie Strange, your knees look like the knees of a nanny goat Strange, you got two left legs, your lips don't close Strange, there's something wrong with you, I don't know what it is Strange, I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this