Elvis Costello — Vitajex

Vitajex! Vitajex! It'll shrink your belly and improve your (Uh-oh!) Maybe get your woman really down to size Make her smell the roses and then cross her eyes If your sleep is broken and you climb the walls If you feel just like a mule that is kickin' the stalls Pop a couple of these until your girlfriend calls out "Gimme my Vitajex!" The label might say one or two But I take them by the handfull; I do what I wanna do They cure my German Measles and the Hong Kong flu Gimme my Vitajex! I used to take one pill to help me get skinny I used to take one pill to help me get fat I used to take a potion to make my blood run chill I never did get over that. But this will clean your body and improve your mind Bet you take the girls out more than one at a time Maybe get your woman really down to size Make her taste of sugar then cross her (Uh-oh!) Vitajex! Vitajex! Of course it's gonna help you zip up your slacks. Walk around the room and make your husband swoon. Maybe shrink him down from a big balloon. Vitajex! Vitajex! I can tell you more if you would write me some checks. 'Cause the good lord saves just as the lord protects Gimme my Vitajex! If your teeth are whistling and your fire is spent And your knees are buckling and your back is bent Well this will make you smarter than the President Gimme my Vitajex! Give it to me! Gimme my Vitajex! I need another one! Gimme my Vitajex!