Eminem — 2012 Something From Nothing: Art of Rap Freestyle

[Verse] How the fuck he got an Oscar? Passed out in his red Mazda With his fucking head in his pasta In the parking lot of Kmart plaza 'Cross from the Red Lobster Looking like the Loch Ness Monster Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster Talk is cheap, it costs less to gossip I'll prolly be a lot less hostile If you snots kept your schnozzes out the air holes You'll get fucked in all seven holes Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah, both ears and, ha, yes, nostrils At the OzzFest with Nas Bumping Das EFX in a wrecked up Datsun And dropped two extra strength Watson Vicodin out my pocket They cost less I'm a hot mess 'Cause I tripped and got my head stuck In a wasps nest in the process, awesome Drunk as fuck, one sock Pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars Got two fucking Hydroxycuts And four oxi’s stuck in my esophogus These three lesbian little stocky sluts Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks Started screaming "serves you right you cocky fuck That's what you get for mocking us Ain't as cool as you thought you was" Bitch, all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock Said it's a sock puppet So no strings attached You can all suck it Chicka, get it, ah fuck it Shit’s bout to get as hairy as motherfucking Chewbaca's nuts Cocksuckers