Eminem — Dont Do Drugs

[Hook / Opening] Don't do drugs, drugs are bad Don't smoke weed, remember kids Don't do drugs, drugs are bad Don't smoke crack, say no to drugs [Verse 1] Woke up in the room spinning Two fat women beside me dressed in black linen No teeth, and grinning (yuck) Empty bottles and ecstasy on the night stand Who wants to have sex with me? Let's see a show of hands Imagine if all rap sounded like this, only songs with a message about smacking a bitch Or maybe a song about snorting lines and getting lit Maybe I could burn it to a disc, and sell it to the kids (it's for kids) I think I was born just to fuck with your head, a white rapper who only raps about snorting coke and getting head My mom gave me somе rope and said to tie it around my neck I spеnt the rest of the day just hanging around in the shed, up in the lab cutting lines and getting high Can't decide if I want to listen to 50 Cent or Obie Trice Don't make any sudden moves cause I have Dre tied up in the back And if you do I'll fuck around and write a sequel to fack [Hook] Don't do drugs, drugs are bad Don't smoke wee, remember kids Don't do drugs, drugs are bad Don't smoke crack, say no to drugs Don't do drugs, drugs are bad Don't smoke weed, remember kids Don't do drugs, drugs are bad You see it's so easy just say no to drugs [Verse 2] Hi there, Susan (Hello, Mr. Shady) Did you know that adults dump out half or their soda and then mix booze in? Or better yet they do it while driving their car It's really dangerous, but how else are they suppose to get home from the bar? And how about the pills your mom calls candy, locked in the cabinet? Haven't you ever wondered? Don't you want to try it? You already know where she keeps the key Just wait until she's had a couple and falls asleep Remember, there's no reason to tell your dad (why's that?) Well, there's no telling how many he's had You see, your dad has a problem that we call addiction It blurs his vision and he ends up making bad decisions Quiet, there's a knock at the door (Who is it, Mr. Shady?) It's your father, more drunk than before (shit) Well I guess that's my cue to bail, your mom's passed out And your dad is looking for some tail, good luck Susan [Hook 4x]