Eminem — Dr. West Skit

[Dr. West] "Morning, Marshall." [Eminem] "Morning, doc." [Dr. West] "So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?" [Eminem] "Ah, anxious." [Dr. West] "Anxiety?" [Eminem] "Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous." [Dr. West] "Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now You're sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this You found a sponsor yet?" [Eminem] "Um, not yet. But I mean, when I get back..." [Dr. West] "Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't." [Eminem] "Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?" [Dr. West] "Well, I mean you don't absolutely have to go to meetings I mean it's not like... a requirement If they fit into your schedule, I know you're a busy person." [Eminem] "Well, yeah, but I thought sobriety was the most important thing?" [Dr. West] "So what else are you thinking?" [Eminem] "Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and I mean, learn 'em, and start being able to apply 'em." [Dr. West] "The steps?" [Eminem] "Yeah, the steps." [Dr. West] "There's a lot of them, aren't there?" [Eminem] "Well, 12, but–" [Dr. West] "Christ, I don't even know them all." [Eminem] "Really?" [Dr. West] "Anything else?" [Eminem] "Um, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like What do I do if I find myself in a situation where Maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that And I get tempted to—" [Dr. West] "Take a drink." [Eminem] "What?" [Dr. West] "Take a drink, and y'know, take the edge off." [Eminem] "Take the edge off? Man, if I have a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to." [Dr. West] "What, you mean these?" *shakes pills* [Eminem] "No, what the fuck?!" [Dr. West/Slim Shady] "Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts, are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall? Marshall!! [Eminem] "Oh no, no, no! Come on, man! Oh, fuck you, man! No, no, no, NO!" *Alarm beeps* "Oh, shit!"