Eminem — Elevator

[Intro] All aboard! Okay, next stop, my basement (Ha-ha) I'll meet you down there! [Chorus] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day, when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him "That's not happening, that I can't fathom" Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator [Verse 1] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Whoopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy That's a no-no, even she knows Da-Da's fucking crazy Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking-A, B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep up on ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen, man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters, turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I oughta just be honest, but [Chorus] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day, when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him "That's not happening, that I can't fathom" Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator [Verse 2] "Sorry, Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get so mad when I call them both faggots" All these fucking voices in my head, I can't take it Someone shut that fucking baby up 'fore I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away, some- -body please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreson I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away, son No, not a-now, not a chance, not today, son I can't believe I leave for one brief second And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain, feck it I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it [Chorus] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day, when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him "That's not happening, that I can't fathom" Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator [Verse 3] Elevator in my house, hah, smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in the microwave, I'm Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the neighbors step away, then I just pepper-sprayed 'em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hide out, drive by my house and beep Like, now motherfucker, try now to sleep Lie down, fucker (Bah), try counting sheep And you're tryna find out why now there's beef Mace in your face, bitch, cry now, pussy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Stand above 'em just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement, yelling "Stop!" [Chorus] There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day, when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He'd say, "What if you went platinum?", I'd just laugh at him "That's not happening, that I can't fathom" Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator [Outro] You fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fucking-A, even got a bidet To wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it, the shit's awesome Yeah, fucking elevator Living in a house with a fucking elevator