Eminem — Insult to Injury

[Verse 1] I'm like a white Michael Vick, psycho enough to stick Michael J. Fox in a microwave with a Rott (Ell-ell-elle) I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil And ride a motorcycle right through the side of my high school Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle And a knife and a white diaper Liable to shit on you while I snipe you So dope he gets off opiates What an appropriate way to start off his day He may just smart off to Dre He may be hard to contain ‘Cause his rage is so hard to gauge See, Hannibal ate his face, and met Jason, gnawed off his leg Amazin' hard-on for razors and blades And anything sharp, even poisonous darts It all plays a major part of his game Holy water won't ward him off, crucifixes won't do the trick He's so sick, it's ridiculous Sawed the crazy part off his brain, he's still insane Why's there bloodstains on his carpet, mane? There's some crazy shit goin' on in Shady's apartment again (woosh) [Verse 2] Newsflash, I'm still trash Them pills shoulda killed my ass But they didn't; they just made me stronger It's like they rebuilt my ass Like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash It's Aftermath, bitch! And my milk glass is still half-empty Yeah, tempt me, Hell isn't enough They need to invent somewhere new to send me As sick as I'm getting They'll stick me in a conventional oven With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating Shit, I done made a verse, said some foul shit Tryna go back fix it, fucked around, and just made it worse Yeah, I'm back, looking no worse for wear Got these haters mad enough to rip off their hair And start punchin' the air Fall the fuck out, spill your lunch in the chair (eww) [Verse 3] (Chicka) I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash' In the ass with a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash You may look like the passenger for that, don't be a smartass Yeah, laugh while you sit there Thinkin' that the hard part passed You ain't seen pain 'til Leatherface flips mane I'll cut your fuckin' balls off, homie, my saw's off the chain I chopped the bitch in half with it, sawed off her legs And the top half of the torso fuckin' crawled off insane I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's Took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back Handed my dick to Bubbles While he sucked it and licked my nut sack Gave him a reach-around While I fucked him right in his butt crack Nah, I ain't takin' it back fo.., fuck that! I give a fuck about nothin', so here's where you fucked up at Don't go touchin' that can Man, you don't wanna open up that [Outro] Wait a min-ahh, shit… Alchemist, cut that.. (Laughter, Record Scratching)