Eminem — Maxine

[Produced by Eminem & Mr. Porter] [Intro: Maxine & Denuan Porter] Maxine! Hello Can I speak to Maxine? Yeah, this is me, what's up? What up? Who dis? Denaun Yeah, what's up? What are you doing? Nothing, just laying in bed Huh? Nothing, just laying in bed Why? I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do [Verse 1: Eminem] I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean Plus she got a sugar daddy Gassin' every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation When you stepped away, son, she got her face done Lookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it if You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency To go to the emergency 'cause it burns to pee Don't bring your germs to me, 'cause I ain't tryna hear it While you're fightin' your fuckin' disease tryna clear it [Verse 2: Kon Artis] Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life? That is to get with every brother And unveil one of his kids Shit, you livin' trife Got three kids at home, and club-hoppin' every night You say it's gonna stop But it just… slows… down… And then speeds back to a regular pace There is no end to this Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that When you got niggas hidin' in your closet? I refrain from gettin' angry But you keep on actin' strangely [Verse 3: 3] I met this girl last week She was a freak, and she liked me So I stepped on it and then asked my homies And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat And said: "Hey, bitch, haven't I seen you before?" Looked at my nigga, turned around and got slapped Throughout my hands, and said: "Oh, it's like that?" She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit She started cryin', and asked me to forgive her and shit She said her name was Maxine So I told her I wanted her number She asked could I give her mine too Got to the crib and called her up We got into a good conversation That's when she asked me could I fuck I said: "Maxine, check this out Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out" Got to the crib, she let me in She didn't waste time, she grabbed my hand And proceeded to the bedroom I said "Hold up, and stop proceedin', you rushin' things" What the fuck are you doin'? So I went for my protection Took off my clothes and started flexin' As she went for my midsection I threw her down as I tore off her shirt Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about puttin' in work Before I hit it she said: "3, don't get mad But there's somethin' that I gotta tell your ass" I said "What is it? Another nigga? It's okay" She said: "No I forgot to tell you That I got AIDS, I got a problem." [Outro: Maxine & Denaun Porter] Hey, Maxine What? You thinkin' about suckin' my dick? Yeah, for a small price For a small price? What you mean? You know, money, nigga You don't need no damn money; I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit What you, what you hear I got? AIDS Who told you that bullshit? My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie Well, if that's the case, Kyu got it then Oh for real, it's like that? Well, I ain't got shit, so he ain't got shit And if he do, he ain't get that shit from me I ain't fuckin' around with no third, nigga Fuck that, I ain't fuckin' with you No, see… You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you Hold on, why it ain't even like that I want y'all to get paid, fuckin'