Eminem — Oh No

[Intro] Oh no! What's happening to my brain? I can't believe this is happening Again! [Verse 1] Lava on my lips I flips, wake up think I have a cramp I'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my father's ass I think I'm out of gas, man, I need another mask I'd ask my mother, but I think she's laughing at the plants A half a gram of graham crackers and some Van de Kamp's I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack Abra-fucking-cadabra, motherfucker, look who's back Just like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swings I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing Shit, I think I might have did it when I was dancing While I was chopping one of my legs off when I pulled a hamstring First I Re-Up, then I Relapse Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc And I'll be back with the sequel, repeat the cycle 'Cause I react like the She-Hulk when I see NyQuil [Hook] Oh no! (Oh no!) Here we go again (again) Don't know (Don't know) When it's going to end (When will it- stop?) Uh oh! (Uh oh!) Where did it begin? (When did it begin?) So long ago (So long ago) Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!) [Verse 2] Into the well, baby Jessica fell, she may have wetted herself Quit playing, get her some help Mary Kay Letourneau was sending me letters from jail Every day in journals, saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo I'm the medicine man, my medical marijuana Was prescribed by a doctor, shove a typewriter up Per- -ez Hilton's ass, shit, almost forgot that He's always shoving something up his ass, so why not that? And fuck it, while I'm venting, let's shove a vending machine Up his rear end when he's bending over, pretending that he Didn't say anything that would be offending to me Stick his head in a blender, begin blending in G Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair? Put him under the stairs? People are already under there Hmm, I wonder where... wait, I think the cupboard's bare Stuff him up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there [Hook] Oh no! (Oh no!) Here we go again (again) Don't know (Don't know) When it's going to end (When will it- stop?) Uh oh! (Uh oh!) Where did it begin? (When did it begin?) So long ago (So long ago) Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!) [Verse 3] Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again Who'm I kidding? I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then Yeah, rehab's nice, I had my name up in lights again You see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm in I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then It sounds so enticing, isn't it nice when I'm hype again? On nights when I'm like this, no time to write this, just type it in If I could get my pen to slow down, what'd I write just then? Man, I'm 'bout to hyperventilate, I just have hypertension I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again [Hook] Oh no! (Oh no!) Here we go again (again) Don't know (Don't know) When it's going to end (When will it- stop?) Uh oh! (Uh oh!) Where did it begin? (When did it begin?) So long ago (So long ago) Maybe way back when (Maybe way back when) (Relapse!) [Outro] Oh no! (Oh no!)