Eminem — Radio Freestyle 1996

[Verse] Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg Snatched it off and beat him over the fuckin' head with the peg Go to bed with the keg, wake up with the 40 Mix it with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D Fuck an acid tab, I'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead No more said, case closed, end of discussion I'm blowin' up like spontaneous human combustion Leavin' you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas Cross the bombers? We blowin' up your house killin' your parents And comin' back to get your foster mommas And I'm as good at keepin' a promise as Nostradamus 'Cause I ain't makin' no more threats I'm doin' drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam war vets I'm more or less sick in the head, maybe more 'Cause I smoked crack today, yesterday and the day before Saboteur, walk the block with a labrador Strapped with more corral for war than El Salvador Foul style galore, verbal cow manure Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure! Motherfucker!