Eminem — Still Number One

[Unfinished] [Intro] For the next joint, I like to go back to the classics Ayo, Kris, hit 'em with another one! [Verse: Eminem] Peace to Thirstin Howl, A. L., and Wordsworth My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth I'm just a nerd cursed with badly disturbed nerves Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first? 99% of aliens prefer Earth Come here to rule the planet, startin' with your turf I hid a secret message inside of a word search With smeared letters, runnin' together in blurred spurts Hang with male chauvinist pigs and perverts Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers My first words were "Bleed, bleed!" and "Curse, curse!" Never had it and I still don't deserve dirt My breath still stinks, and I'm on my third Cert Digging out my stitches, hollering, "Nurse, nurse! You said this shot would numb it, this shit just hurts worse!" [Bridge: Eminem] Slim Shady! (?)! (?)! [Bridge] DJ (?), you know, is down with us! (?), is down with us! (?) Money (?), is down with us! (?), you know, is down with us! (?), is down with us! (?), she's down with us! (?) is down with us! (?), is down with us! (?) Boy, down with us! DJ Red Alert, is down with us! [Robocop Boy?], is down with us! (?) [I'm?] number one! [Verse 2] People (?) (?) Sometimes I choke (?) (?) My album [would grow up?] (?) I'm the original (?) (?) 'Cause no one would ever (?) I'm not Superman, because anybody can't (?)