Eminem — Whoo Kid Freestyle

Step right up, i'm about to light up the skyline So bright i'm about to fuck your whole night up Light up your glow sticks, go stick a stick in your ass This is the ghost of christmas past This is your host, you're supposed to kiss his ass This is gross, but listen close Stick your whole nose in his crack then lets one go And blows your whiskers back, then get a great whole whiff Cause if you last it out, without passing out You'll be on the next episode of fear factor Yea back to, back to what? I don't know, smack a little child actor's butt Mike Jackson, what? What the fuck you want? i got a blunt and some jesus juice Who needs a excuse these days? the way they rally around Pedophiles you're lucky i don't pee in your face I can do anything and apologize for it later As long as it isn't a racist tape from 88' That cannot be forgave If i drank pee for 18 years straight And eat shit everyday on a porcelain plate That was shaped like a toilet with a fork, and steak knife For the rest of my life, i had to watch my wife Get fucked by Vanilla Ice, twice a day Cause i said N-I-G-G-A, when i was a teenager Blah blah Shade-a 45 Shorty let me get your number baby, maybe I can hump your leg, with something But it's time for me to go, so i stopped Jumped in the vehicle, it's like this Because i