Eve — Philly Cheese Steak Skit

[Skit] Guy 1: I gotta a girl that I think I'm gon' love forever and forever, we'll be together Guy 2: Who that my nigga, you, Rax? Guy 1: No motherfuckin' doubt. Who that, my man Fuquan, top of fifth? Guy 2: What up, baby? Guy 1: Ain't nothin', baby, holdin' it down out here, blazin' some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage, dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey, yo! Foreign Guy: What? All my money grippers Guy 1: Yeah, it's me, baby. What's goin' on, Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks? Foreign Guy: Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul Guy 1: Oh, my fault Raul. What's up, baby? Foreign Guy: No prob, let's go Guy 1: Let me get two Philly cheesesteaks, salt, pepper, ketchup, mayonnaise, fried onions Foreign Guy: Hold up, man. What type of motherfuckin' shit? What the fuck you orderin' some shit? Guy 1: That's a Philly cheesesteak, man Foreign Guy: I don't know that part. You put garlic, mayonnaise, bell pepper Guy 1: Huh? Foreign Guy: And lettuce on a cheesesteak Guy 1: No, no, you totally off now. Listen, you don't know shit about Philly, dawg Foreign Guy: Listen, no keep, keep Guy 1: You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson Guy 2: Philly steaks, man Foreign Guy: I know that part, my cousin stay that part Guy 1: 21st and Siegal Foreign Guy: My uncle build buildings there Guy 1: 10th and Pappal Foreign Guy: My stocks in the building there too Guy 1: Lehigh Avenue Foreign Guy: I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's Guy 1: I said Lehigh Avenue Foreign Guy: You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly Guy 1: You're not from Philly Foreign Guy: Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No, you get the fuck out and go find the AK Guy 1: Oh, there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen, baby. I'ma holla back at ya. Now, what I'm sayin'? Foreign Guy: Okay, motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans Guy 2: This guy's not from Philly, man Foreign Guy: I'm from Philly Guy 1: No, Philly where we from Foreign Guy: No, Philly is where I am from Guy 1: Remember that Guy 2: Remember that, nigga. Fuck you and that cheesesteak, man