Fat Joe — Fat Joe vs. George Scary Movie 3 Rap Battle

[Intro: Fat Joe] These guys can't be serious right here Stan and Mini-Me A.K.A. I hope he ain't The one you fight with [Verse 1: Fat Joe] Ayo, this nigga's mad corny and ain't got no skills 'Cause he's alright, but he's not real Don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you'll never get a deal 'Cause he's alright, but he's not real You're a needle in a haystack, I'm the don, the city slicker Forget cows, we'll milk your moms lil' titties, nigga Porn elixir, thought he wasn't? Bet this nigga end up havin' kids wit' his cousin Half-retarded my number-one fan be like "Duh-duh-duh-duh—!" That means Fat Joe's the man And you're a liar in denial Kill yo' ass quicker than I died in "Empire" How dare you want to joust with me? Lookin' like you dyin' of SARS or mad cow disease You fake B-Rabbit, out to battle me 8 Mile's down the road, the farm's that away *drops the mic* [Intro: Simon Rex (as George Logan)] (*Plays harmonica note*) Bitch (*Plays lower harmonica note*) Ho (*plays harmonica notes*) Now everybody in the 202 Throw your hands in the air cause Fat Joe is screwed Now everybody in the 202 Throw 'em up- check it out [Verse 2: Simon Rex (as George Logan)] I'm a white boy, but my neck is red I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail How many bitches have I slapped? Zero Uh, and Martha Stewart happens to be my hero I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him I can't dance, I wear khaki pants My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black But you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back *drops the mic*