Frank Loesser — Fugue For Tinhorns

I got the horse right here The name is Paul Revere And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do If he says the horse can do, can do, can do Are you crazy? Can do; I'm pickin' Valentine Can do; 'cause on the morning line This guy says the horse can do; A guy has got him figured at five to nine If he says the horse; Has chance; But look at Epitaph Can do; Has chance ; He wins it by a half Can do; This guy says the horse has chance; According to this Can do; here in thе Telegraph I tell ya Epitaph... Valеntine... Paul Revere... I got the horse right here! The morning work looks fine I know it's Valentine Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine Needs race; Now just a minute, boys Needs race; I've got the feed box noise My friend says the horse needs race; It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise For Paul Revere I'll bite; This guy says; Shows class I hear his foot's all right; the horse needs race; Shows class Of course it all depends if it rained last night; Needs race, needs race; This guy says the horse shows class I tell ya Epitaph... Valentine... Paul Revere... I got the horse right here! I'm picking Valentine 'Cause on the morning line The guy has got him figured at five to nine Has chance; Hey make it Epitaph Has chance; He wins it by a half This guy says the horse has chance; According to this here in the Telegraph I tell you Paul Revere; This guy says the horse has chance; He needs race Now this is no bum steer; Needs race It's from a handicapper that's real sincere; Has chance, has chance; This guy says the horse needs race I tell ya Epitaph... Valentine... Paul Revere... I got the horse right here!