Frank Loesser — Ooh My Feet

Alright, alright Closin' time Get your tables cleaned up Get outta here! Closin' time Ooh! My feet! My poor, poor feet Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay I've been on my feet My poor, poor feet All day long today Ooh, my toes! My poor, poor toes How can I give the service with a smile When I'm on my toes My poor, poor toes Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile This little piggy's only broken This little piggy's on the bum This little piggy's in the middle Consequеntly, absolutely numb This little piggy feels the wеight of the plate Though the freight's just an order of melba toast And this little piggy is the littlest little piggy But the big son of a, hurts the most Ooh, my feet! My poor, poor feet Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay I've been on my feet My poor, poor feet All day long today Doin' my blue plate special ballet Ooh! My feet!