Frank Zappa — Advance Romance FZ: OZ

No more credit From the liquor store Suit is all dirty, my Shoes is all wore Tired and lonely, my Heart is all sore Advance romance I can't stand it no more She told me she loved me I believed what she said Took me for a sucker, boy All corn-fed Next thing I knew She had a bolt on the door Advance romance I can't use it no more Napoleon: She took André's watch Like they always do (André: It was a Timex, too!) (FZ: WAH-HOO-HOO WAH-HAH-HOO-HOO) Napoleon: (And-a shame on you) No more money, boy André: I shoulda knew (Napoleon: I tried to tell you) (André: Well, I didn't listen) (Napoleon: He wouldn't listen to me) (André: I couldn't listen to ya . . . ) (Napoleon: I said look it here, when you go to Australia, don't be messin' around with no kangaroos, and the sheep and lamb) Napoleon & André: The way she do me, boy She might do you, too The way she do me, boy She might do you, too The way she do me, boy She might do you, too (FZ: Now, look what she did to André tonight, with that wig and everything) Advance romance Oh, people we are through Potato-head Bobby Was a friend of mine Opened three of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened four of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened three of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened six of his eyes In the food stamp line But, Frank, you know she might be a devil They go blue poppin' eyes Might be a devil Horns . . . little thing in the wagon . . Might be a devil . . . little thing . . . pointed . . . . . wagon . . . you know Advance romance He wanna try it one time He said he don't mind Later that night He drop on by Told her all he want to do Was step up and say "Hi" (HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI) Half an hour later She had frenched his fry Advance romance Bobby, say good-bye (Bye bye!) Advance romance Bobby, say good-bye