Frank Zappa — Advance Romance Philly 76

No more credit At the liquor store My suit is all dirty and my Shoes is all tore I'm tired and lonely and my Heart is all sore Advance romance I can't use it no more He told me that he loved me I believed what he said He took me for a sucker, boy All corn-fed The next thing I knew He had a bolt on the door Advance romance Oh, I can't use it no more I took Terry's watch Like I always do (It was a Timex, too!) (WAH-HOO WAH-HOO) (And a-shame on you) No more money, boy I shoulda knew (They should have told him earlier in the program) (Shoulda told me too) The way she do me, boy, well She might do you, too The way she do me, boy She might do you, too The way she do me, boy She might do you, too (Now look what she did to Patrick tonight) Patrick: Ain't got no power, what the fuck [...] FZ: Wait, just a moment, we can't be having any of this . . . Tex, come here, quick, and find out why there's no electricity going to the electric bass. We must have some little doodads walking around backstage. Oh, talk amongst yourselves Advance romance Can't use it no more Potato-head Bobby Was a friend of mine He opened three of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened four of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened five of his eyes In the food stamp line He opened six of his eyes In the food stamp line Say he might be the Devil (He might be the Devil, huh huh) Might be the Devil, ow ow, now now (Might be the Devil, huh huh) Well, well, but he sure is fine now (He might be the Devil, huh huh) Advance romance Oh, you wanna try it one time Later that night He drop on by Told me all he wanna do Was come up and say "Hi" (HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI) Half an hour later He had frenched his fry Advance romance Bobby, say good-bye Advance romance Bobby, say good-bye