Frank Zappa — Any Downers? Joes Camouflage

Froggie: Just popped a couple. There goes a couple more FZ: You know sometimes your friends come up to you in the middle of the night and they just have to ask you the mystery question . . Are you holding (No!) Any downers? (No no, no no, no no no!) Are you holding (I said no, I ain't got no) Any bennies? (Oh, hold on, there may be a couple here now, wow!) No, I don't have any more No, I don't have any more No, I don't have any more No, I'm afraid I don't have any more No, I'm afraid I don't have any more Oh, yes (I don't have any more) No, I'm afraid I don't have any more No, I'm afraid I don't have any more No, I'm afraid I don't have any more No! No! No! No! Yeah, yeah, yeah . . No, no, no No, I'm afraid I don't have any more No! No! No! I don't got no more (Oh, no-ow) I don't have no more, oh Lord Sure wish I had some hot stuff right now! Are you holding? (No-o) Brother, are you holding? (No-o-oh) Are you holding? (No-o-oh) Now tell me truly, are you holding? FZ: Then you can go . . But if I hit you? No! Then if I hit your sister? If I beat you? No . . And then if I buh— bite your mother's foot? What if I, what if I hurt your car? Hah hah hah . . Now what if I . . Please, please, hear my plea And what if I scratch your primer spot, man? FZ: Give me a little tambourine. Where's that tambourine? ?: I've got one over there FZ: Get it ?: [...] tambourine Any downers? (Mmm-no) Any downers? (Nnn-no) Any bennies? (Oh no) I said you got any bennies? (No no no) Now what about if I hit your sister? (No!) What about if I beat your dog, uh? (No-ow) What about if I hit your car? (No!) Then will you have any downers? No, I don't have any more No, I don't have any more No, I don't have any more No, I don't have any more No no no no no no no no No no no no no . .