Frank Zappa — Big Leg Emma Tis The Season To Be Jelly

There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knocka me out Until her teeth fell out, uh-huh There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She was my steady date Until she put on weight, uh-huh Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma! Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma! Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em, Emma! Sock it to me now There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knocka me out Until her face broke out, uh-huh