Frank Zappa — Big Leg Emma Wollman Rink

There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She used to knock me out Until her face broke out There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She was my steady date Until she put on weight Oh, Emma! Oh, Emma! Emma, sock it to me There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah There's a big dilemma About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah She was my steady date Until she put on weight FZ: The name of this piece is 'Shortly' [Instrumental] FZ: This is a long, complicated instrumental song with a bunch of little units to it. Sometimes we fuck it up