Frank Zappa — Bwana Dik Live at Pepperland September 26 1970

I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . Girls from all over the world Flock to write my name on the toilet walls Of the Whisky à Go-Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik He's Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My dick is a monster Give me your heart Bwana Dik is a legend Enormous thou art My dick is a Harley You kick it to start Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer To scream up your slit Steam it! Scream it! Ream it! Cream it! You can hear the steam You can hear the screaming steam As the reamer steams up the lake To the snake In the black crystal Naugahyde iridescent Black velvet Naugahyde Did I just say it twice Steam roller Help me! Help me! Help! Hear the steam Feel the steam See the steam Hear the screaming Hot black steaming Naugahyde iridescent Hot black python steam roller All groupies must bow down In the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef The steam is coming out The steam is coming, coming, coming, coming . . Cream! Cream! AAAAAAH . . Listen, the steam is whistling