Frank Zappa — Bwana Dik Tengo Na Minchia Tanta

I've got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil spattered fantasies, oh oh oh oh oh oh . . Girls from all over the world Flock to write my name on the toilet walls Of the "Whisky a Go Go" For I am Bwana Dik He is Bwana Dik Him Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik My dick is a monster Give me your heart Bwana Dick is a legend Enormous thou art My dick is a Harley You kick it to start Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, baby To scream up your slit Steam it! Steam it! Ream it! Cream it! You can hear the steam You can hear the screaming steam As the reamer steams up the lake To the snake and the black velvet crystal Naugahyde black, electric vibraphonic micromatic, crystal black plastic Plastic battery-operated steamroller! Help me, help me, help me, help me