Frank Zappa — Cant Afford No Shoes

[Intro] Heh-heh-heh... [Verse] Have you heard the news? (What news? Oo-whatta-news!) Can't afford no shoes (Ow! Get a deal on tape!) Have you heard the news? (Ah- News? Can't afford a paper!) Can't afford no shoes (Wry-ya-hi) [Bridge] Went to buy some cheap detergent Some emergent nation Got my load Got my load Got my toad That I stowed [Chorus] Well, well Hey lawdy mama Can't afford no shoes Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use Hey anybody Can you spare a dime? If you're really hurtin', a nickel would be fine Hey everybody Nothin' we can buy Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try Recession Depression [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Whoa, whoa Hey lawdy mama Can't afford no shoes Maybe there's a bundle of rags that I could use Hey anybody Can you spare a dime? If you're really hurtin', a nickel would be fine Hey everybody Nothin' we can buy Chump Hare Rama, ain't no good to try Recession Depression