Frank Zappa — Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

[Verse 1] I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon But she was something I could lay on [Chorus] Can't remember what became of me Carolina hard-core ecstasy [Verse 2] She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la) I had a Roger Daltrey cape on (A Roger Daltrey cape on) There was a bed I dumped her shape on [Chorus] Can't remember what became of me Carolina hard-core ecstasy [Verse 3] Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack Which she told me would contain a surprise She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em [Chorus] Then she gave a pair of shoes to me Plastic leather, 14 triple D [Verse 4] I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?" She told me: "Don't you worry no more!" And got right down there on the tile floor [Chorus] "Now darling stomp all over me!" Carolina hard-core ecstasy [Verse 5] Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure? (Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need) "What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is! It is merely just a moment I can treasure!" (What is . . . ?) (You know . . . ) By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered She couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered Looked to me as though she had been blendered [Chorus] But was this abject misery? No! No! Carolina hard-core ecstasy! Well... [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] But was this abject misery? No! No! Carolina hard-core ecstasy! But was this abject misery? No! No! Carolina hard-core ecstasy! It might seem strange to Herb and Dee— Carolina hard-core ecstasy!