Frank Zappa — Catholic Girls Edited Version

Catholic girls (With a tiny little mustache) Catholic girls (Do you know how they go?) Catholic girls (In the rectory basement) (Father Riley's a fairy but it don't bother Mary) Catholic girls (At the CYO) Catholic girls (Do you know how they go?) Catholic girls (There can be no replacement) (How do they go, after the show?) All the way, that's the way they go Everyday, and none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray, for all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic girl At the CYO when they learn to blow... They're learning to blow All the catholic boys! (Warren Cuccurullo...) Catholic boys! (Kinda young, kinda wow!) Catholic boys! (Vinnie Colaiuta...) Where are they now? Did they all take the vow? Catholic girls (Carmenita Scarfone...)! Catholic girls (Hey! she gave me VD!) Catholic girls (Toni Carbone!) With a tongue like a cow She could make you go wow! VD vaudi voudi Right away, that's the way they go Everyday, whenever their mamas take them to a show Matinee, pass the popcorn please There's nothing like a Catholic girl With her hand in the box when she's on her knees She was on her knees My little Catholic girls (In a little white dress) Catholic girls (They never confess) Catholic girls (I got one for a cousin) (I love how they go, so send me a dozen) Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls Catholic girls