Frank Zappa — Cheepnis Roxy by Proxy

I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah I took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now? The little strings from the Giant Spider? The Zipper From The Black Lagoon? (HA HA HA!) The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? (And the flaps on the side of the moon) The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb They use when the slime droozle off The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah And the canvas of the cave is too soft The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide And too short for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah While the monster just ate Japan Ladies and gentlemen The monster Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant Bullets can't stop it Rockets can't stop it We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE! Everyone is advised To go to the shelter at once! WAH! Run for your lives, [...], get up, [...], come on go to the shelter, come on everybody, yeah, go as fast as you can, run GO TO DA SHELTER MY BABY, MY BABY GO TO DA SHELTER GO TO DA SHELTER GO TO DA SHELTER MY BABY, MY BABY GO TO DA SHELTER GO TO DA SHELTER Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Can ya see the little strings danglin' down? Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut An' the HORRIBLE EYE An' the HORRIBLE EYE An' the HORRIBLE EYE Go rollin' around Can y'see it at all Can y'see it from here Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis (Cheeper the better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis (Cheeper the better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis (Cheeper the better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis (Cheeper the better) (Cheeper the better) (Cheeper the better) (Cheeper the better) Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis . .