Frank Zappa — Cosmik Debris Anyway The Wind Blows

The mystery man came over An' he said "I'm outta site" He said for a nominal service charge I could reach ner-vonna tonite If I was ready, willing, and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest Of hiss pressing affairs And devote his attention to me But I said: Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Now who you jivin with that Cosmik Debris? Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me The mystery man got nervous An' he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe An' he whipped out a shaving kit Now, I though it was a razor An' a can of foamin' goo But he told me right then When the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the Oil of Afro Dytee And the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said: "You might not believe this little fellow But It'll cure your asthma too" An I said: Look here, brother, who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho, heh Look here, brother Don't you waste your time on me..... Sophia Warren I've got troubles of my own, I said An' you can't help me out So, take your meditations An' your preparations An' cram it up your snout "But I got a CRYSTAL BALL," he said An' held it on up to the light So I snatched it all away from him An' I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I looked like I was DEEP I said some mumbo jumbo's thenI told him he was goin' to sleep I stole his ring an' his pocket watch An' everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future then As long as he was hangin' around I said: "The price of meat has just gone up An' your old lady has just gone down!" Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Now what kind of a guru are you anyway? . . Don't you know You could make more money as a butcher And so, don't you waste your time on me Don't waste it Don't waste your time on me OHM SHANTI, OHM SHANTI, OHM SHANTI-ooooo