Frank Zappa — Cosmik Debris Halloween 73- October 20th

The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" FZ: Okay? One, two, three . .  The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach nervonna t'nite Napoleon: Ah . . . Ha ha ha . . FZ: Let's make . . . One, two, three . . The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able . . FZ: He he . . . Then . . . Right! You got it, Ruth! Here we go. One, two . . . We should give those licks numbers! Ha ha ha! . . . Her we go. One, two, three . . The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee . . FZ: You need to put the "peek-a-boo" in there If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee . . FZ: That's it. The blues, Ruth, this is the blues. One, two, three . . The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" . . . to reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote His Attention to me But I said . . Look here brother Who you jivin' . . FZ: You missed . . Ruth: Oh . . FZ: How about that? Look here brother . . FZ: You ready? Ruth: [...] FZ: Well, what's the difference? The blues, Ruth, you know? The sadness, the inner turmoil. On the harmony part. Two, three . . Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? FZ: That's cool! That is so cool! Ruth: [...] time [...] Look here brother . . Ruth: Right. Exact place before you cued it FZ: Right. One, two, three, four . . Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Look here brother . . FZ: There's one in there . . . Yeah, that's right. The one that goes with the dominant chord . . Ruth: Ha ha! Ha ha! Oh, God . . FZ: Got it? Ruth: This song it used to be the place where I relaxed, you know? FZ: That's right. You know those days are gone forever, Ruth. On the eginning of "Look here brother." Two, three, four . . Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? FZ: Good. Two, two, three, four, one, two, three . . . No, no, I was counting the pattern while you're playing. Look . . Ruth: Ah! Look here brother . . . two, three, four, one, two, three, four . . Who you're jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? FZ: Okay. One, two, three . . Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother . . FZ: [...] with the dominant key Ruth: No, I will not, I will not do that [...] FZ: Alright. From the beginning. One, two, three, four . . The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach nervonna t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote His Attention to me Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me Well, the Mystery Man got nervous An' he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe An' he whipped out a shaving kit Now, I thought it was a razor An' a can of foamin' goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of Afro-dytee An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said: "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" But I said . . Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me George: Ha ha ha . . . I'm sorry, man! An' you can't help me out So take your meditations an' your preparations An' ram it up yer snout "BUT I'VE GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said An' he held it to the light So I snatched it All away from him An' I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I'd look like I was Deep I said some Mumbo Jumbos then I told him he was goin' to sleep I robbed his rings An' pocket watch An' everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future then As long as he was hanging around I said "The price of meat has just gone up An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . " Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) Don't you know You could make more money as a butcher So don't you waste your time on me FZ: See, Ruth, see how sensitive you are? Okay. [...] Okay . .