Frank Zappa — Cosmik Debris The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life

The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa sight!" He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach Nirvana t'nite If I was ready, willing 'n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote his attention to me But I said Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris anyhow?) Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me The Mystery Man got nervous An' he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe An' he whipped out a shaving kit Now, I thought it was a razor An' a can of foamin' goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of High Asuva An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said: "You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure that ring of fire for you too!" An' I said Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?) Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me I've got troubles of my own, I said An' you can't help me out So take your meditations an' your preparations An' ram it up yer snout "BUT I GOT A RING OF FIRE!," he said An' held it to the light So I snatched it All away from him An' I showed him how to wipe it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I'd look like I was Deep I said some Mumbo Jumbos then An' told him he was goin' to sleep I robbed his rings An' his pocket watch An' everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future then As long as he was hanging around I said "The price of meat has just gone up An' yer ring of fire have just gone down . . . " Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? (Now exactly what kind of ring of fire are we talking about here tonight?) Don't you know You could get better results with Anusalve So don't you waste your time on me (Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . .) Ohm ani, ohm ani, ohm Anusalve