Frank Zappa — Dancin’ Fool Hammersmith Odeon

I don't know much about dancin' Or why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feets too long Course now right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night, hopin' one day I might get it right! I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool When I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat, But I can't compete 'cause I'm a Dancin Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill Walk on in and see 'em there, I'm gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit my social suicide! I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool When the beat goes on I'm so wrong. The beat goes on and I am so wrong. The beat goes on and I'm so wrong The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong, The beat goes on and I'm so wrong! I may be totally wrong but I'm a Dancin' Fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a Dancin' Fool I got it all together now With my very own disco flow, hey hey My shirts half open, to show you my chains, and the spoon for up my nose Well I am really something (Yeah) Thats what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke, And drink your little drink, While I dance the night away! I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I'm a Dancin' Fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a (Music) I may be totally wrong but I'm a (Music) I may be totally wrong but I'm a (Music) I may be totally wrong but I'm a, FOOL! ya Say darlin' can I buy ya a drink? What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? You're place or mine?