Frank Zappa — Dancin Fool Chicago 78

One, two, three, four . . Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other 'N both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'em Got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one day I might get it right I'm a dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a Dancin' fool I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a Dancin' fool I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a Dancin' fool Disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill Walk on in 'n see 'em there I'm gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit My social suicide, I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) Dancin' fool I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) Dancin' fool The beat goes on And I'm so wrong (WRONG!) The beat goes on (And what are you?) And I'm so wrong (WRONG!) The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa, oh, yeah! I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey! My shirt's half open, t'show you my chain 'N the spoon for up my nose I am really somethin' That's what you'd probably say So smoke your little smoke Drink your little drink While I dance the night away, I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool (Dancin' fool) I'm a Dancin' fool, HE'S A DANCIN' FOOL I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a FOOL-yeah! (Oh, yeah!) Say darlin' . . . can I buy you a drink? (Ki-ni-shinai!) Are you lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Yes, oh good . . Wait a minute . . . I've got it . . . you're an Italian! (Ki-ni-shinai!) No . . Yer Jewish? Love your nails . . You must be a Libra . . (Ki-ni-shinai!) Your place or mine?