Frank Zappa — Dancin Fool Saarbrucken 1978

FZ: The name of this song is Dancin' Fool. One Two Three Four I don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other 'N both my feet's too long 'F course now I ride along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one day I might get it right I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool [etc.] I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool The disco folks all dressed up Like they's fit to kill I walk on in 'n see 'em there Gonna give them all a thrill When they see me comin' They all steps aside They has a fit while I commit My social suicide, I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool [etc.] The beat goes on and I'm so wrong [6x] I may be totally wrong but I'm a Dancin' fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a Dancin' fool Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey! My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains And the spoon for up my nose I am really somethin' That's what you'd prob'ly say So smoke your little smoke Drink your little drink While I dance the night away, I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool [etc.] He's a dancing fool I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a I may be totally wrong but I'm a FOOL-uh! Say, darlin . . . can I buy ya a drinks? Hihihahahaaa Wait a minute . . . I've got it . . . You're an Italian! Hah? Yer Jewish? Oh, love your nails . . . you must be a Libra . . Your place or mine?