Frank Zappa — Disco Boy Hammersmith Odeon

Disco Boy Run to the toilet, honey Comb your hair Disco Boy Pucker yer lips 'N check yer shoulders 'Cause some dandruff might be Hidin' there! Disco Boy You're the DISCO KING! Aw, the Disco-Thing Made you think Someday That you Just might GO SOMEWHERE! Disco Girl! You're 'out-a-site'! You need a Disco Boy To treat you right He'll do a little dance; Take you home tonight (Leave his hair alone But you can kiss his comb) And play doctor! Disco Boy! Run to the toilet honey Comb your hair Disco Boy! Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it (WOW!) While yer standin' there! (Well ...) Disco Boy! Do the Bump every night, 'til the Disco Girl Who's REALLY RIGHT Gonna fall for yer line 'N feed you a box fulla Chicken Delight! Eat it up now! Disco chit-chat; so demure! Pump that booty all across the floor! A disco drink A disco wink "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) "You never go doody!" (That's what you think) Yeah Doody You never go doody Doody You never go doody Oh so rock Disco Boy! You got one more chance To comb your hair again Disco Boy! They're closin' the bar And she's leavin' with your friend! Disco Boy That's the way it goes So wipe your nose 'N try it again To get a little pussy tomorrow! Disco Boy No one understands But thank THE LORD That you still got hands To help you do that jerkin' that'll Blot out yer Disco Sorrow! Jerk it! It's Disco Love tonight Make sure you look all right It's Disco Love tonight Make sure you look all right Looking all right tonight is Patrick O'Hearn on bass, Tommy Mars on keyboards, Adrian Belew on guitar, and little skinny Terry Ted Bozzio on drums, Peter Wolf on keyboards, and Ed Mann on percussion