Frank Zappa — Divan Ends Here Carnegie Hall

FZ: Sheets of fire, ladies and gentlemen, sheets of fire Laken von Feuer FZ: Sheets of real fire Laken von Feuer FZ: Sheets of fried water Laken von gebratenen Wasser FZ: And the Lord causeth the short girl to kneel and make mysterious gestures, and causeth her to speak forth in a pure, soft voice which he broadcasted throughout his greatest new PA system, and this is what she said, just a-, just a-, just a-, just a-swingin' through the trees: Hit it! Fick mich, Schwein Bis meine Orchester dunkles Gas bläst Funken schießem heraus Sich Nebel lassen Hort FZ: And of course that means, "Fuck me, swine, till my orchestra blows dark gas, sparks shoot out, and nebulas are revealed." Sheets of fire, ladies and gentlemen, sheets of fire Laken von Feuer Laken von gebratenen Wasser Laken von Drywall und Roofing FZ: Sheets of drywall and sheets of roofing Laken von riesigen, tief-gefrorenen Rumba FZ: Sheets of large deep-fried rumba. A light shines down from Heaven. A dense ecumenical bandana at the right hand of God's big rumba . . . And his voice pronounceth out in sheets of plywood and bales of old sportshirts Howard: What's he say? FZ: And what he says is basically this: Beklecker nicht Beklecker nicht Beklecker nicht Beklecker nicht Mein Sofa! FZ: And of course that means, "Don't get no jizz on the sofa." Okay, it's time now for the zircon, I believe Ballen von Zirkon Und alten Sporthemden, Sporthemden, Sporthemden Laken von Feuer Laken von Gummi FZ: That's sheets of rubber, ladies and gentlemen Laken von Tränen FZ: Sheets of real tears Boo hoo hoo hoo . . FZ: And last but not least, sheets of catalogs with enemas Laken von Katalogen mit Klistierspritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen, Spritzen