Frank Zappa — Dog Breath/Magdalena Swiss Cheese/Fire

Howard:Here are the ingredients for the Nestle's chocolate that you turkeys eat every day, a-haa! There was a man a little old man Who lived in Montreal With a wife and a kid And a car and a house And a teen-age daughter With a see-thru blouse Who loved to grunt and ball— And her name was Magdalena Magdalena . . The little ole man Came home one night To his house in Montreal He caught his daughter In the blouse by the light And he said to himself: "She looks alright!" He reached for a tit And grabbed it tight And threw her up against the wall, oh no (BLUE CROSS!) Magdalena My daughter dear, do not be concerned When your Canadian daddy comes near My daughter dear, do not be concerned When your Canadian daddy comes near I work so hard, don’t you understand Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land Do you have any idea What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Do you have any idea What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Magdalena . . The little ol' man with the grubby little hand Who lived in Montreal Was drooling a bit As he reached for a tit And he said to himself: "This is gonna be it!" But the girl turned around and said: "Go eat shit" And ran on down the hall Oh no Right on, Magdalena! My daughter dear, do not be concerned When your Canadian daddy comes near My daughter dear, do not be concerned When your Canadian daddy comes near I work so hard, don't you understand Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land Do you have any idea What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Do you have any idea What that can do to a man? What that can do to a man? Like Aynsley! Magdalena don’t you tease me like this In the hallway with your blouse and your tits If your mommy ever finds us like this She'll call a lawyer Oh how mom will be pissed DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH DOODLE-OODLE-OODLE DOOT-DOO DEE-OOH WAH . . Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena My little tiny poontang fondue . . I'd love to take you out with me Magdalena Oh, walking down the streets of Montreux Together we'll go By the cuckoo clocks and the cheese shops And Magdalena, can you see us ice skating together, baby? Can you see us skiing together on the slopes of our choice? Not you, no, Magdalena my little daughter My own little daughter The little infant I remember when they brought you home from the hospital Magdalena and your mother showed me to you and I said "That? Well it's all purple and stuff." And she said, "Honey don't worry Soon that little girl is gonna have a set of bazooms on her you won't believe." And Magdalena the eternal prophecy has come true I looked at you in the hallway yesterday You were wearing your little Afghanistan see-thru embroidered blouse And your little nipples were protruding, and I said to myself, "My God I gave my sperm to that thing" I'm hard as a rock And Magdalena I had to reach out in the darkness I had to reach out in the darkness like Friend and Lover say And I grabbed onto your little bazooms And your mother walked in the door And she said, "Harry, not in Switzerland, we’re neutral here." But I didn’t care Magdalena I reached out and I grabbed you And I pulled you down onto me, Magdalena . . Etc., etc Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39) Going to El Monte Legion Stadium Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine) Helps me stealing hub caps Wasted all the time Fuzzy Dice (Fuzzy Dice) Bongos in the back My ship of love (My ship of love) Is ready to attack Buy me a carucha (Chevy ’39) Going to El Monte Legion Stadium Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine) Helps me stealing hub caps Wasted all the time Fuzzy Dice (Fuzzy Dice) Bongos in the back My ship of love (My ship of love) Is ready to attack Won't you please hear my plea Won't you please hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea Hear my plea, aaah! Hear my plea . .