Frank Zappa — Don Interrupts

?: Donnie! Bunk: Hey, put that down! Art: What are you doin', man? Bunk: We're tryin' to do some serious . . (FZ: They're tellin' it's bullshit and stop it) Art: What the fuck is this! Ian: Don, why are you interrupting our beautiful piece? Don: Silence, you fools . . (FZ: Ha ha ha! No, Donnie, more conviction!) Don: SILENCE, you fools! Don't you believe in PROGRESS? Bunk: Take that progress and stick it under a ROCK. We have to Don: We must overthrow the diatonic system (FZ: Yes.) Art: Bullshit Don: We're coming to the beginning of a NEW ERA wherein the development of the inner self will be the most important factor Ian: Donnie, your music is full of shit, and besides that it ain't disciplined Don: Listen . . Bunk: Give me four-four Art: Togetherness Bunk: Yeah Ian: Some old melodies Don: Look, playing . . Art: Put on a tie! Don: Playing that kind of music and eating meat . . . will never, you'll never be able to see my aura then Art: I've seen your aura a lot, and it really stinks Bunk: You've been drinking, Don Ian: I can hear your aura and it's bad, man. Play any more Bunk: Discipline, you need discipline Don: No . . Bunk: Four-four Don: It's got to be new, it's got to progress, it's got to evolve. THERE MUST BE GROWTH! Bunk: Ah, man. My goodness . . Don: You've got to eat macrobiotic food (FZ: We're doing a play.) Don: And study astrology. Delve into the occult world Ian: Well you can delve all you want but we're formin' a new group . . . go, go and do you some yoga exercises Don: Look Ian: Take care of business there Don: Mark my words . . . If you continue playing this music something strange may happen Bunk: Don't threaten me . . (FZ: By the end of the first show . . . ) Don: By the end of the first show . . . No, the second show FZ: So, at this point in the development of our plot the three talented members of the Mothers of Invention have quit the group to form their own band with a lot of discipline (Art: Yeah.) FZ: This is what we need, is a nice disciplined combo! FZ: And so that they would be completely packaged and fit in with the rest of the disciplined combo, the former members of the Mothers of Invention receive their initiation into the robot musical world Don: This makes me nervous. I'm gonna go do some yoga Bunk: Yeah, you better FZ: This is Euclid Motorhead Sherwood Motorhead: What's he doin', Ian? Ian: He's nervous 'cause he couldn't play with our new group Motorhead: Oh, that's nice, look at those suits FZ: Motorhead covets the uniforms of the other band. And also shows some interest in the bum of Underwood Ian: Ayyyy Motorhead: Hey, ten years ago I knew a lot of guys that had suits like this. They're really nice. Hey can I play in your band and get a suit like that too? Ian: No! Motorhead: But I like the suits and I can play good. I can play . . . I can play anything Ensemble: BOO! BOO! BOO! FZ: Motorhead is lying. He can't play good, he can't play anything. He's trying to con his way into the other band. He knows they don't want him Bunk: I heard you play before Motorhead: But I got practicing and play good Ian: No discipline FZ: He's lying. He hasn't been practicing, he doesn't do shit Bunk: Last week he couldn't even count to four Art: Come on, beat it, man Motorhead: You can't do that to me, I'll fix you Art: Go ahead Motorhead: I'll get into your band. I'll get into your band Bunk: Okay Motorhead, just get out of the way Motorhead: You can't stop me, I'll get in there somehow Ian: Take a walk, you fruit Motorhead: There's no way you can stop me. I'll get ya! FZ: Motorhead explains to the members of the Robot Combo that nothing can stop him. He will join their group whether they like it or not