Frank Zappa — Dong Work for Yuda

[Intro: Central Scrutinizer] Hello there This is the Central Scrutinizer Joe was sent to a special prison Where they keep all the other criminals From the music business You know, the ones who get caught It's a horrible place painted all green on the inside Where musicians and former executives take turns Snorting detergent and plooking each other Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy Who used to be a promo man for a major record company Named Bald-Headed John... King of the Plookers [Verse 1: Father Riley B. Jones & Former Execs] This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong [Refrain: Father Riley B. Jones & Former Execs] He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong 'N dong work for Yuda, John was wrong Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong Sorry John, sorry, better try it again He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong And Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong [Verse 2: Father Riley B. Jones & Former Execs] John's got a sausage, yeah man John's got a sausage, yeah man John's got a sausage that will make you fart John's got a sausage that will break your heart Make you fart and break your heart Don't bend over if you are smart He took a little walk to the weenie stand John's got a sausage, yeah man A great big weenie in both his hands John's got a sausage, yeah man He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt He said, "Ya'll stand back cause you might get hurt" [Refrain: Former Execs] Sorry John, sorry, better try it again John's got a sausage, yeah man Sorry John, sorry, better try it again He said Dong was Wong, Wong was Kong Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong [Verse 3: Bald-Headed John & Former Execs] Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Make way for the iron shaschige Sorry John, sorry, better try it again I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Bartender, bring me a colada and milk Sorry John, sorry, better try it again On second thought, make that a water, HtO Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Falcum, take me to the falcum! Sorry John, sorry, better try it again I wave my bags, did you wave your'n Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Well how much did they wave? Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Ah'm almost two kilometers tall Sorry John, sorry, better try it again This girl must be praketing richcraft Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Don't worry about the faggot, I'll take care of the faggot Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Try it again, try it again Try, try, try again And again, and again Try, try, try again [Bridge: Bald-Headed John] Your Pomona is very extinct Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo 'N also with the oriental Kato My body contain uh water I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks! Driver, McDoodle, sausage Salima, salami That looks like that stuff Freckles lets out Once a mumfth [Outro: Central Scrutinizer] This is the Central Scrutinizer Poor Joe He's getting tired from bending over... ...but we tried to warn him... didn't we? Okay, Joe, you asked for it... here comes the big one!