Frank Zappa — Dong Work for Yuda Hammersmith Odeon

Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong 'N dong work for Yuda, Haaaaaaa This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong 'N dong work for Yuda, and John was wrong Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Come on turd, let me open up yer poop chute John's got a sausage, yeah yeah John's got a sausage, yeah yeah John's got a sausage that will make you fart John's got a sausage that will break your heart Make you fart and break your heart Don't bend over if you are smart He took a little walk to the weenie stand John's got a sausage, yeah man A great big weenie in both his hands John's got a sausage, yeah man He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt He said, "Ya'll stand back cause you might get hurt" Sorry John, sorry, better try it again John's got a sausage, yeah man Sorry John, sorry, better try it again He said Dong was Wong, and Wong was Kong Kong was Gong 'n John was wrong Sorry John, sorry, better try it again I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower Sorry John, sorry, better try it again I wave my bags, did you wave your'n Sorry John, sorry, better try it again How much did they wave? Sorry John, sorry, better try it again Hey Davey this room got good acousmics Sorry John, sorry, better try it again That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda That boy so skinny he look like Ahopoma Ganda Sorry John, sorry, better try it again