Frank Zappa — Dont Eat The Yellow Snow Saarbrucken 1978

Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da Dreamed I was an Eskimo Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da Frozen wind began to blow Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da Under my boots and around my toe Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da Frost had bit the ground below Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da It was a hundred degrees below zero Poo-poo da-die-ya doop doop da doo da And my momma cried You don't really look like an Eskimo And my momma cried You don't really look like an Eskimo And my mama cried again You don't really look like an Eskimo Nanook, no no Nanook, no no Don't be a naughty Eskimo, Hey-y-y Save your money Don't go to the show Well I turned and I said ho-ho Well I turned and I said ho-ho Well I turned and I said ho-ho And the northern lights commenced to glow Watch out where the huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow Watch out where the huskies go And don't you eat that yellow snow Well right about that time, people A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial A dibbe jabbe dabbe zabbe doo dah Dibbe dibba doo dah dah Strictly commercial Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my ig-ya-loo Peek-a-boo And he started into whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe With a lead Lead With a lead-filled Lead filled With a lead-filled snow shoe Snow-shoe He said peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo With a lead Lead Lead filled Lead-filled With a lead-filled snow shoe Snow-shoe He said peek-a-boo Peek-a-boo He went right up side the head of my favorite baby seal Hit him on the nose, and Hit him on the fin And he hit him on the snout and then he— You know, that got me just about as evil As an Eskimo boy can be . . So I reached down 'n I bent down And I scooped down an' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly Yellow Snow The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go (That's right) And then I proceeded to rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion Hitherto, hitherto unknown to the people in this area No, Frank, No A case of the (?) Rub it