Frank Zappa — Duprees Paradise/It Cant Happen Here Unmitigated Audacity

It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm tellin' you my dear That it can't happen here Because I've been checkin' it out, baby I checked it out a couple of times Oh darling it's important that you believe me . . . Ba ba ba bap That it can't happen here Who could imagine That they would freak out somewhere in Kansas Kansas Kansas too de doo de too doo Who could imagine That they would freak out in Minnesota Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota Who could Imagine How about this one here How about that one there again It's still not good enough, one more time. Everybody together on the Downbeat of that little honk. Let's hear it . . Who could imagine That they would freak out In Washington DC A/C, D/C, bap bap bap A/C, D/C bap bap bap <3x.> Wait a minute I remember tu tu I remember tu tu I remember tu tu They had a swimming pool I remember tu tu I remember tu tu I remember tu tu They had a swimming pool And they thought it couldn't happen here Da-da-da-da-da-da SUZY! Yes Suzy, Suzy Creamcheese, this is the voice of your conscience honey. I just Wanna tell you one thing, one night only. Suzy Creamcheese, my dearest my Darling Yes? Do you really think you'll be able to get a job as a Playboy bunny. Just Tell me the truth. Yes or no? Do you think you'll be able to . . ? Yes Funny, you didn't look like a dyke when I first met you