Frank Zappa — Fifty-Fifty

Well, my dandruff is loose And my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute And my voice is kaput But that's alright, people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have something to say I ain't gonna sing you no love song How my heart is all soft Will not beg your indulgence Cause you heard it before And that's alright, people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have something to say It's in my pants Now I've taken your time I have sung you my song Ain't no great revelation But it wasn't too long And that's alright, people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have something to say