Frank Zappa — Find Her Finer Philly 76

Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her Find her blinder, see who designed her Act like a dummy till you finally grind her If you should see a girl on the street, now listen Now maybe you might think she is sweet But if you wanna tickle her treat Now really, what should you do? (Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!) Don't let her, don't never and Don't never let her know you are smart Because the universe is nowhere to start You know you, you gotta play it straight from the heart She gwine renunciate you, boy (That's why you gotta . . . ) Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her Find her blinder, see who designed her Act like a dummy till you finally grind her (That's right! Act like a dummy, it always works!) And furthermore . . Now maybe you might think this is rude And maybe you might think I am crude And maybe this approach I have spewed Is not the one for you (Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!) But believe me later on you gonna find As you impress her with your mind That you would just be left behind For a wiser fool (So you might as well) Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her Find her blinder, see who designed her Act like a dummy till you finally grind her Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her Find her blinder, see who designed her Act like a dummy till you finally grind her Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her Find her blinder, see who designed her Act like a dummy till you finally grind her FZ: You got it down, you can really do it. Everybody, act like a dummy! You don't have to go all the way, you don't have to be a complete dummy, you can be a partial dummy. You can even be a closet dummy. There's room for all kinds of dummy in contemporary America. Here's another kind of dummy . .