Frank Zappa — Florentine Pogen Anyway The Wind Blows

She was the daughter of a wealthy Florentine Pogen, Yoo-hoo Read 'em 'n weep Was her adjustable slogan She was a debutante daisy With a color-note organ Deep in the street She drove a '59 Morgan Woola That's the kinda of step she takes When her hot breaks hot brakes That's the kinda sound she makes Ooh, let go When her crab cakes Arf arf arf She didn't like it when her fan belt Shrunk & got shorter Ointment Battery leaks could nearly cost her a quarter She didn't want to go home An' watch the pestle go mortar Later she speaks On how Perellis might court her Na na na, Na-na-na-hoo [etc.] She was the daughter Ah-ah-ahhh Of a wealthy Florentine Pogen Po-oh-wo-oh-oh Po-oh-wo-oh-oh Po-oh-wo-oh-oh Ga-ya-ee-annnn Take the booger home with you Read 'em 'n weep Take the booger home with you Read 'em 'n weep Take the booger home with you Read 'em 'n weep Ay yay yay yay yawoo-ha-oo-ha Chester's go-rilla She go oink Chester's go-rilla She go quack Chester's go-rilla She go moo Chester's go-rilla She go